There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
by Christobon August 8, 2014
Get the Asphyxiate the poultrymug. God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.
by aphillyp June 21, 2021
Get the Testicular Asphyxiationmug. When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation
by brody the brodes, dr martin June 29, 2009
Get the Lollererotic Asphyxiationmug. The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.
Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.
by mongger April 8, 2006
Get the asphyxi-wankmug. a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.
by minghi May 17, 2003
Get the autoerotic asphyxiationmug. Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.
by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011
Get the Asphyxiate the Unicornmug. A rubber-handed robot that chokes you out for sexual pleasure. Mostly utilized by rich virgins, the deeply religious and various holy individuals too pure for sexual contact with a human. Not to be confused with Autorobotic Asphyxiation.
by Kim Jong Real February 4, 2014
Get the roboerotic asphyxiationmug.