asinine

the idea that out of nine people one of them will be a jackass

Well, there's one asinine.

by Gavin September 8, 2004

asinine

A rating for a womans ass that is almost perfect, and deserves an ass rating of a 9.

"Hey Brad, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah, she's got a nice butt."
"Yeah Brad, I'll give her asinine."
A nine? Hell no, her ass is a 7.

by SneekySlim June 1, 2011

asinine

A word some people use to try and sound mature.

Guy 1: He does such silly stunts some times.
Guy 2: Agreed. That last one was especially asinine.
Guy 1: ...what are you, 80?

by Deeshceel May 6, 2009

asinine

The level of your ass-ness.

You're an asinine. Do you want to be an ass ten?

by Mr. Bunnsy March 16, 2010

asinine idiot

you

you are an asinine idiot

by bored human August 19, 2013

Asininity

he quality of being asinine, idiotic, or Piers Morgan.

"Somebody do me a favor and google the word asininity and check if it's a word. and if not, add it to the dictionary."

by tyler hoosted November 21, 2023

peddling asininities

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"

by gmtaketake November 24, 2023