asinine

the idea that out of nine people one of them will be a jackass

Well, there's one asinine.

by Gavin September 8, 2004

asinine

A rating for a womans ass that is almost perfect, and deserves an ass rating of a 9.

"Hey Brad, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah, she's got a nice butt."
"Yeah Brad, I'll give her asinine."
A nine? Hell no, her ass is a 7.

by SneekySlim June 1, 2011

asinine

A word some people use to try and sound mature.

Guy 1: He does such silly stunts some times.
Guy 2: Agreed. That last one was especially asinine.
Guy 1: ...what are you, 80?

by Deeshceel May 6, 2009

asinine

The level of your ass-ness.

You're an asinine. Do you want to be an ass ten?

by Mr. Bunnsy March 16, 2010

asinine idiot

you

you are an asinine idiot

by bored human August 19, 2013

peddling asininities

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"

by gmtaketake November 24, 2023

Asinine legislation act

A currently non existant, but very much needed, us piece of federal legislation that would theoretically prevent any US state or state legislature from passing any "asinine" (morally stupid and useless) legislation.

Gavin Newsom banning gas cars in California or Illinois no longer removing even "simple vagrants" on my property? Can someone please pass the asinine legislation act?!

Every state law in the United States, well SCOTUS should decide if some of these laws should fall under the asinine legislation act ( to be abbreviated the ALA)

by Sexydimma November 6, 2022