praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018

Mr Armitage

The most awesome teacher you could ask for,✨ y o u ‘ r e l u c k y✨

Kid in my class: gm Mr avocado
Everyone: 👁👁
Him: it’s Mr Armitage!

by Joemamadead May 21, 2021

Armitage-Shankler

Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand

"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed

by F34 May 11, 2025