Archotropism

1. A big word some retard made up in order to try to sound smart.
2. Means something generic about “power” and “statecraft”.
3. Top-tier midwittery.

“Hey did you hear about archotropism?”
“Isn’t that the obscure term that retard with an Asian wife made up?”

by UnpopularTyranny October 31, 2022

Archisex

(n.) Sex so geometrically complex the participants leave a veritable building behind in the romp room, constructed entirely of glass. Glass is detectable only by the breath-vapor clinging to its surface. Structure seems to be everywhere at once and is easily collided with.

Babysitters and other domestic pedestrians often comment on the grandiose archisex and human perfume of the guest bedroom and the minimal space remaining for unawkward perambulations.

by Sara Nolan February 28, 2008

Twilight Archon

The Protoss Twilight Archon is a heavy assault unit in StarCraft II.Twilight Archons radiate incalculable power and can unleash devastating psionic storms against enemy forces both in the air and on the ground. A Twilight Archon can be created from the merging of either two high templar, two dark templar, or one of each type of warrior. Unlike the Archons in original StarCraft, the psionic manifestation of the Twilight Archon matched the team color. Twilight Archons possessed the Dark Archon's feedback ability, as well as the ability to use psionic shockwaves to destroy units.

"Merge your 2 templars to make a Twilight Archon!"

by SCII March 13, 2009

archaspec

Marketing copy used in advertisements and product literature, especially high-technology, that trumpets their high specifications and exciting new features that in the present day seem quaint or almost unbelieveable.
Also can be used to describe a product that is obsolete, laughably so.
eg. 'Fully expandable to 27K of RAM' (Commodore Vic 20 computer)

Even his cellphone was an archaspec - no bluetooth, no camera, just a brick with an antenna.

by Mark A. Urquhart-Webb August 5, 2006

Archord

To simultaneously record, as on hand, and archive: documents, photographs and personal possessions (i.e. clothes, memorabilia, souvenirs, chochkies, etc) and have these items stored in a secure place where they are easily identified retrieved and can be returned to storage.

Greg: Ken, I want you to archord these project files by 3:00 today.

(after complete...)

Ken: Project is Archorded!

by NYS-BHS October 1, 2008

Archourous

The essence of Archourism.

Dude that set was archourous!

by Redangulous July 6, 2018

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004