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Apologies 

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".
"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.
Apologies by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013

newjeans apologize to lisa 

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.
nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

Apolojizz 

to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
Apolojizz by ihuntmidgets September 30, 2009

Apologization 

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.
girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.
Apologization by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010

apolilied 

To apologize and to repeat the exact same thing you apologized for(ah-pol-lee-lied)
The boy said sorry for speaking during a test and ten minutes later he talked again.
You just apolilied to me.
apolilied by Ronnie Lavender March 9, 2014

Apologize 

verb
1. It's when you accept the fact that you wronged someone, possibly made an irrational judgemental based on hearsay.

2. The act of harming others feelings unintentionally and not realizing the consequences that it may bring.

So, you apologize to the person/people that have had the displeasure to being subjected by the ill-behaved.
Trevor: " I apologize for being so harsh on you mate, I really didn't mean it. I may not be perfect but I assure you that I'm definitely not one who inflicts deliberate misconduct to cause emotional harm"
Sarj: "No worries bruh, we understand".