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artic sneeze 

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.
Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.
artic sneeze by Schanzer April 24, 2017
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A weird kid who spams random memes in vc and plays roblox. Sexuality:Unknown. Friends with Electric Boss
Artic, vc?
Artic by Electric Boss September 15, 2021

artic monkeys 

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
artic monkeys by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Artic Rush 

a sex act in which the guy puts bio-freeze on the outside of the condom and fucks the girls with it, bio-freeze can also be put on the inside of the condom or bare cock for an "intense" feeling. Not to be used for blow jobs.
Kelly: He just gave me an artic rush

Kim: Well, how did it feel?

Kelly: It felt like I just got fucked by a polar bear.

Artic Ice Pickle 

When a man takes a huge dump into a condom, puts it in the freezer until it is frozen, then the girl uses it as a dildo
"I heard old Ms.Habernackel used little timmys corn filled artic ice pickle."

"EWWWWWWWWW thats gross"

Artic Stroke 

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
Articulated lorry, used for very fat woman. See also curtainsider.

PS The cold place is the ARCTIC, dumbass.
Shes a bit of an artic.
artic by oracle March 12, 2004