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Alqosh

Alqoshyna are the most hardworking and dangerous but loyal Chaldeans! People try to hate on us because they wanna be us so bad, everyone knows we're the most popular village and that we rank number 1. We are definitely the most prideful! I mean can you blame us?? Isis invaded every village in Iraq except Alqosh, they couldn't make it up the mountain because our people were standing outside the village with weapons. You already know every party we have to play our song, that way everyones reminded how much we love our village. People like to say we're stuck up (that our noses are dry in Chaldean) and that we don't like other villages but that just isn't true, we just know our value and don't like to associate ourselves with idiots. Even though we have some of the craziest people, we are still the best. I mean just look up who Toma Tomas is and what he did for so many people! Some of us are well off and some aren't, either way we stay true to our village!
Person 1: Hey what village you from?

Person 2: I'm from Alqosh baby all day er day!
by Alqosh Catholic March 14, 2023
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aljosa

a european kid that gets all the hot girls and has a big dick around 9 to 11 inches.
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Almost ex

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.
Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.
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It's almost harvesting season

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.
Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.
by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017
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almost lover

it's someone who you begin a romantic relationship and they fool you into thinking what you have is true love but then they leave you heartbroken and haunted by the memory of them. It's a love that goes one way..you think about them all the time even after the relationship is over but they just forget about you and continue on with their lives.
" goodbye my almost lover, goodbye my hopeless dream, i'm trying not to think about you...can't you just let me be..goodbye my luckless romance..my back is turned on you..should've known you'd bring me heartache..almost lovers always do"

best song ever..
Almost Lover- Fine Frenzy
by Nina Campbell May 9, 2008
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alvon

A saucy nigga , great at every sport ! More so basketball . Very charming and gets a lot of bitches ! Very positive type person with a very set mindset. Will fuck ya bitch
Alvon is great
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Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“
I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019
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