alpine hello

A greeting among friends mountaineering together. While climbing a straight route up the fall-line, the lead climber waits until his colleagues are distracted, and lowers his pants to expose his buttocks. While wagging his exposed posterior back and forth in a sexually suggestive manner, he calls out "Alpine HELLO!" in his best Swiss or German accent, with a flamboyant emphasis on the "hello". Bonus points are awarded if the timing is such that the next climber accidently plants his face in the expedition leader's backside.

NB: Not to be confused with the sub-alpine hello.

When we were climbing Mount Washington, I gave Tom an alpine hello that he will not soon forget!

by Dilly-Willy July 17, 2006

alpine style

Alpine style refers to mountaineering in a self-sufficient manner, thereby carrying all of one's food, shelter, equipment etc. as one climbs.

He decided to climb Denali alpine style to save time before the storm moved in.

by Tim Germann June 19, 2007

Alpine

The name of the greatest beer brewed in North America by far better than any American Beer or other Canadian Beer. It is brewed and localized in Maritime Canada.

Hey bud, give me an Alpine.
Alpine is right good.
Most people who don't drink Alpine are homosexuals or women.

by saucetomate June 6, 2010

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006