alo

a short version of aloe

so, this lotion has alo in it.

by MENSA-MAN August 17, 2005

Aloe

Person with discombobbled facocked shnozola-like protrusion originating in the forehead and eventually curling back into the upper lip

Ouch. That Aloe on your face poked my eye out.

by Native March 08, 2003

Aloe Vera

The most delicious and addicting drink of all time.

Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.

by mylenaurelie March 14, 2018

NASCAR aloe

NASCAR is a man beyond his time, blessing us with his musical talent, connecting with us through raw emotion. Never failing this failing generation. The new age Sid Vicious.

"that kid has NASCAR aloe hair!"
"...they're called liberty spikes, bro"

"BITCH IM NASCAR WHO ARE YOU"

by BLACKBERRYLEMONADE November 07, 2019

wife-alo

a wife that is as big as a buffalo.

paul's wife-alo would come to get his paycheck on fridays for the buffet at panda.

by roby1 November 13, 2007

aloe mouthpiece

a form fitting piece for the mouth that helps provide fillatio by applying aloe vera to a sunburned penis. used in gay sex.

That dudes got that aloe mouthpiece.
What a ferg!

by stogey March 31, 2008

wife-alo

a married woman who is as big as a buffalo.

Paul's wife-alo would get his check on Friday and go to an all you can eat buffet.

by greg roby November 19, 2007