haileybury almaty

school with rich bratty girls who call themselves the 'STD' and annoying year 12 boys that spend every hour of the day either wrestling each other on the football pitch, making fun of batlovnik or choking kaban in the bathroom until he passes out. in this school everyone is weirdly obsessed with a humanities teacher. every once in a while, there's a school-wide email either accusing a teacher of being a pedo (not true btw!) or teachers not being qualified for their jobs. (but jokes aside it's a great school with nice teachers and facilities!)

haileybury almaty going good salamaleikum.

by sotki fotki shmotki January 11, 2021

almutairi

It’s a family that’s fearless fighters that are the perfect warriors for war if you meet one be ready.

I don’t want to mess with you because you are almutairi

by Fuck you ashraf December 6, 2019

to almu

To tell an awful pun which one personally finds funny, but makes everybody in the room want to jump out the window; usually unbearable.

She just had to almu us by attaching a beaver emoji to the message "oh damn". I want to jump out the window now!

by BreadAppreciator April 21, 2022

almu

To begin a story and never finish it, usually leaving the audience with an unresolved cliff-hanger.

He said he'd tell us on Monday if he got the job after-all, but he almued us so I don't know if he did or not.

or,

He told us he was going to get into a fight last night, but he almued and now I don't know if he's alive or dead.

by Juuvee November 26, 2007

Albuturkey

Main city of New Mexico, south of Bernadildo

Albuturkey is near the center of New Mexico.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

almitra

it means awesome in six different ancient languages.

last night was so almitra.

by clumpkin November 10, 2010

alut

The cool way to spell "alot".

Richard & Chantal: Hey Izzy!
Izzy: Hey Richard & Chantal.
Richard: Last night was so much fun!
Izzy: yeah! I had alut of fun
Chantal: OMG, I love you guys alut!

Tamika: hay

by Candy Chang January 23, 2011