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almeida

a horse that went crazy in world war one and had a derformity along with his rider max.
---disease known----- amenorrhea
psychology/biopsy-
almeida the great loser in world war one that didnt exist
by DonkDOnk May 23, 2008
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Jessica Almeida

She is a skinny white girl. Who talks about her last name. Shes my organic sistah and shes very frugal. She knows how to make me laugh so hard that i might just pee my pants. She has the most amazing hair. and im totes jelly of it. Even though she goes to a different school and dont really know who im talking about most of the time, i tell her EVERYTHINGG. Shes like my long lost sister, but better cuz sisters fight and we dont!
Dude A---DAYUMMM DUDE! I saw this hot chick yesterday!

Dude B---What was her name?

Dude A---Uhh Melany?

Dude B---Oh. She probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt Jessica Almeida.
by YourBestie96 November 22, 2010
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almaisari

Almaisari is an arabic tribe located In countries such as Saudi Arabia, uae and Qatar .
He is from almaisari family
by Almansoori April 21, 2017
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amaidan

The toxic love between an Amanda and an Aidan that will never come to fruition.
Their ship name is amaidan
by ferbGetsBitches January 22, 2021
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Almaide

It's an Arabic name. It means special, one of a kind. His parents are so happy when he was born so he was so special and beloved to them!
Almaide, you are so special!
by xoxo211 June 7, 2021
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Almeida

(noun / verb / masterclass in zero consequences)
1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.

2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.

3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.
Example sentences:
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”
by AllegedlyAllegedly December 23, 2025
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danny almeida

Super amazing guy. WOOW he loves his girl "Geneviëve" he's the best guy around!!
by Ploppoppp February 25, 2017
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