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Alistair

A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.
Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.
by thetimemachine January 1, 2011
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Alistair

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.
Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair
by katamairi April 15, 2010
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a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
1. A superiority in being irritating to another person
2. To describe an annoying laugh  
3. A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations  
4. A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong
1.Stop that! You're so alistair!
2.Dude, that laugh was alistair.
3.John, a alistair. He keeps butting in!
4.He's a alistair. He cried when I said he was from Malaysia by accident.
by ><" January 7, 2009
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An absolute dick NO-ONE every wants to date him. Alistair usually works in asda taking the bins out
Your such an alistair
by That.kid January 21, 2019
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Alistair

stinky boy, whos sweat smells and looks like piss. a bit obese and makes me want to kill myself.
Alistair is a fucking idiot hope I can smell him from a mile away
by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022
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Alistair is a very sexy prince and needs to get 150 followers on insta it is definitelynotprinceali so hit or miss and I’m already tracer
You look alistair today
by definitelynotprinceali January 18, 2019
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Alistair

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.
yo that Alistair is great fun
by Frecnh express June 30, 2020
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