Aldo

The most sexy person on earth.

Run before Aldo rapes your ass

by Zeffry Clinton February 20, 2021

aldo

To be overly obsessive with material possesions, especially New York Rangers jerseys.

Nick pulled an aldo when he saw that there was a stitch out of place on his new hockey jersey.

by NEW YORK RANGERS April 29, 2007

aldo

Aldo is the greatest game ever created, which incedentally has nothing to do with the comic book "aldo" whatsoever. It resembles "jump man" but it is better. The object of the game was to get from one door to the other on a platform level. you would be hindered with ever so many obstacles, such as quick sand, ladders, and floors where you can only cross once.

"Why can't i find any aldo games anymore?"

"Yeah, it was like cool and it holds most of my childhood memories..."

by Colin Lie June 30, 2006

Aldo

Aldo is a stupid motherfucker, who doesn't like you back

That guy is an Aldo, ugh.

by Pneumoniaultramicroscopicsilli December 19, 2018

Aldo

Osama Bin Laden's long lost son. He has been hiding out in Canada since birth 15 years, some say he lives in the south eastern part of Toronto. Also, HE LOVES CURRY.

Osama- Aldo, Come give DADDY A KISS!
Aldo- Yes DADDY!

by Jerome Bench December 18, 2008

Aldo

The most awesome thing in the world

That tv show is aldo

by Thatguyyousawbefore February 12, 2018

aldo

Aldo is the greatest game ever created, which incedentally has nothing to do with the comic book "aldo" whatsoever. It resembles "jump man" but it is better. The object of the game was to get from one door to the other on a platform level. you would be hindered with ever so many obstacles, such as quick sand, ladders, and floors where you can only cross once.

"Why can't i find any aldo games anymore?"
"Yeah, it was like cool and it holds most of my childhood memories..."

by Colin Lie September 3, 2008