An extraordinary person, in more than one way. She is drop dead gorgeous (NOT in a cookie-cutter way), incredibly feminine and sensual, very funny because she is really smart and sharp, successful without making you feel bad about yourself, always a trend-setter, hard to copy, she is sweet but always dignified, and a wonderful person, overall.
by luckystar August 9, 2012
Get the Alba mug.Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
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A Spanish word meaning to "raise this thing to God's face" and to sing quite literally "praise to this."
Abuela Claudia had simple pleasures.
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."
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Me: Sweet Home Alabama!
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Get the sweet home alabama mug.4 male relatives hold hands whilst laying face up on the floor. They all simultaneously perform the helicopter. Meanwhile, a female relative points a TV remote at the drone formation and pretends to fly it.
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