Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.
Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"
by shadow_javelin January 30, 2011
When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.
Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.
by mr.crosscountry May 20, 2010
invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.
If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers
by PITITTY November 04, 2009
Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.
by tbrmrg November 06, 2009
taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
by FX has the movies July 23, 2009
You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.
Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
by I Fiend Cack June 01, 2009
A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.
"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."
by Hollaback1212 January 13, 2009