Assisted Autofelletio

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

visual assistance

(noun) Help provided in the form of showing a fellow student your answer of problem.

It's not cheating; it's visual assistance.

by yangmeister February 7, 2009

Community Assistant

A Community Assistant (CA), otherwise known as a Resident Assistant (RA), is one of the most hardworking yet underpaid workers in state universities and colleges. Usually assigned to a particular wing or floor of a residence hall, CA's are responsible for maintaining their group of residents (usually first and second year students), doing endless paperwork, planning activities with a tiny budget, and enforcing residence hall policies. CA's are usually "on duty" with another CA every few days. Although many people dislike CA's and see them only as authority figures, good CA's care about their residents and want to help them. CA's put up with a lot of bullshit from programming requirements, drunk people, residents with behavioral and emotional problems, and the stress of balancing homework with the job. However, the CA position looks great on a resumé if you can survive it.

Community Assistants on duty

CA 1: Hey, are we on duty tonight?
CA 2: Yeah. I think someone is smoking weed on the 2nd floor. Looks like my homework isn't getting done tonight.

by College CA October 21, 2013

grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

assistant regional manager

not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"

Dwight: I am the assistant regional manager.
Jim: Assistant TO the regional manager

by mohantypower August 6, 2014

Aksosamiskominopotasohusiumdangitloseromesense

That one kid who stays quiet all day and then reminds the teacher about homework.

Aksosamiskominopotasohusiumdangitloseromesenses (AMKDLS for short) have a tendency to sit alone or in a small group. They are not people, they walk this Earth simply to piss off others with their love of school and work.

by Rocketjet May 14, 2015

asisipho

Asisipho:: Asisipho is beautiful name to give to your baby girl. It's a unique name and it's rare to find someone named Asisipho. She might be shy around some people, she has different personalities and it depends which one you know. She is free spirited, loves art, music, learning new things. You are very lucky to know a person named Asisipho because they are a rare kind and special people. Keep them close to you and you will never lose Asisipho. She's fearless and hard headed. She can stand her ground and doesn't promote bad things

Friend: Do you know Asisipho?
Person: Yeah she's really friendly and kind
Friend: She's very chill

Person: It's hard finding friends like Asisipho these days

by Xoliiiiiilllllllllleeee November 23, 2021