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Country in Central or South- West Asia that is inhabited by Afghans. Persian and Pashto are the two most widely spoken languages of Afghanistan, but Persian seems to serve as the lingua franca.

Most Afghans belong to the Iranic people like for example Pashtuns and Tajiks but there are also many Turkic and Mongolian Afghans(Hazara) living in Afghanistan.

Afghanistan is an islamic country. About 80% are sunni muslims, while the rest belong to the shia sect.

Other names for Afghanistan are : Khorasan, Aryana or Pashtunistan.
Hey, do you know that the once so beautiful Afghanistan has been experiencing useless bloody wars for like the past 30 years now? Oh no, that is such a shame. I hope Afghanistan will find peace soon!
by msih May 20, 2014
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1. Afghanistan is a country which has defeated alot of Super Powers such as Alexander the Great, Gangez Khan, Persian forces, Moghual Forces, British Forces and Soviets.

2. A country that has been never defeated or conquered by any nation.

3. All of these wars and battles were not won by a regular Army, Almost all of those battles were fought by normal people.

4. (2004) a country that is currently under contruction , because of its many wars.

5. a cool country located in Central Asia.

6. A country that has hot summers and cold winters.

7. Official languages are pashtuh ,persian .but they do know a little english.
we better not mess with them or else they will kick our asses!

"those soviets were dumb for trying to conquer Afghanistan , i mean didn't they learn from its unbeatable record of kicking Super-Powers asses."
by matt09 August 27, 2005
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"the graveyard of empires"
Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, the UK, the USSR & the Taliban/al-Qaeda all failed to conquer the notoriously rough mountainous terrain and all those empires crumbled as a result.

"may the gods save us from the tooth of the tiger, the venom of the cobra & the vengeance of the Afghan" --- Alexander the Great, King of Asia
if that crew comes in my hood, ima go Afghanistan on them
by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017
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It is a wonderful place with bombs and terrorists.
Afganistan is located on Earth.
by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017
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Someone like nuckra, who cannot spell
did you mean afghanistan -Google
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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Afghanistan is an extremely poor Central Asian nation that is being ruled by an American-funded puppet government. After years of corruption under the Islamic Fundamentalist Taliban, the nation is now ruled by a weak, ineffective government that is fueled by propganda supplied by US conservatives. However, this central government has no power outside of Kabul and warlords rule this nation's countryside in a fedual style system.
Afghanistan is in a state of anarchy outside of Kabul.
by Eye In The Sky February 25, 2007
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The term you say after you pull out and cum on the back of a goat.
Saw a guy give a Wham Bam Afghanistan at the farm today. The people who work there were not happy.
by KaseVonD December 23, 2019
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