Aominism

Aominism, as stated on Twitter, is based around the belief that you are better than anyone else, where every Aominist holds great confidence in themselves. Aominism is all about loving yourself and putting yourself as your top priority because the only one who can love you better than you, is you.

YoNamesHiccup: IT'S HEALTHY. It'S CALLED AOMINISM.

aoballbrawler: *sneezes* Bless me.

by HawkEyeKazunariTakao December 19, 2014

School Administrator

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.

When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.

by Mac___Crazy August 10, 2010

Admin Adams

Quasi derogatory term used to describe Facebook group admins when you want to take exception to group rules that everyone else tends to follow

Kyle: I was muted by Andrew for spamming pictures of plumber butt crack into the FB group.

Jerry: Wow, Andrew is such an Admin Adams

by Tito2021 January 8, 2021

Systems Administrator

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

Santorum Administration

See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.

I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.

by pluhpkin August 1, 2012

Abominatrix

A sexually dominant female who forces her partners to do things that are an "abomination unto the Lord."

The abominatrix tied the man up and forced him to eat shellfish.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2006

admin monkey

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.

Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."

by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008