(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.
Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"
The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"
Father: "Absonotly!"
The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"
by Konkuror March 2, 2010
Get the absonotly mug.An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
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One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
by the milk man667 June 12, 2019
Get the Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts mug.1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.
2) A backhanded compliment.
2) A backhanded compliment.
by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008
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A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
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