Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)

Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer

Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.

Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!

Austin: Do I make you horny?

Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..

(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)

Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

by Buffy Fan February 26, 2011

austin powers

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

austin powers

Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.

Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!


*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 19, 2010

Austin Powers teeth

Jacked up looking teeth like from the movie Austin Powers.

Thomas: Hey, did you see that girl back there?
Tyler: Yeah. Man she had Austin Powers teeth.
Thomas and Tyler: Hahahaha

by Tall_Dave April 15, 2006

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020

steve austin powers

Awesome wrestling skill of the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

LIL' KIM:
Mike Tyson wouldn't leave me alone, so I whipped out some Steve Austin powers on him!

MIKE TYSON:
Really, Lil' Kim isn't much of a wrestler -- but you should see her box!

by Robin Givens July 23, 2006