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Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus
I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!
by Djish91 February 18, 2019
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ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.
p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out
p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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double-barreled-ass-blaster

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005
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Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.
Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time
by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005
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Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.
Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!
by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011
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ben and jerry’s ass blaster

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.
by Tarrarę March 16, 2021
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