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Prehistoric Artifact

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.
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ARTIFACT

SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN

AN ARTIFACT
ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"
by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021
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hairy artifact

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine
Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.
by mainehoes January 1, 2014
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forensic artifacts

What are Forensic Artifacts? Forensic artifacts are the forensic objects that have some forensic value. Any object that contains some data or evidence of something that has occurred like logs, register, hives, and many more.
You should remove the Forensic Artifacts of your phone before your wife find about it.
by HappyWifeNolife March 21, 2022
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