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Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break
by the other brain November 4, 2008
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Aquatic turtle

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To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.
hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.
by -JasoN- September 17, 2007
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Aquatic Hoe

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A female who frequents sexual activity and releases ample amounts of liquid every time. Any partner of an aquatic hoe should be lifeguard certified.
Wow, Kim was so wet, she a aquatic hoe!
by GMClass June 2, 2018
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Aquatic bitch

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The term “Aquatic bitch” is used to describe a female who is drowning in that fire cock, and refuses to stop engaging in these activity’s. Please note that you must use this only when you have factual evidence as females will have a 130 volume book countering your claim.
You know that girl Britney? Yea I heard that she’s an aquatic bitch.
by Mini Cooper man June 21, 2019
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Aquatic Jewelry

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The accoutrements worn by the operator of a juicy female explosion.
Our date ended with me adorned by her aquatic jewelry
by Master-control November 6, 2021
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aquatic ape

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The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 2, 2023
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