P1 - Do
you know what day it is?
P2 - No?
P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!
P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*
P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?
April 29th Punch your friend day, so
no matter what happens you have to punch one of
your friends!