AAMF

Awkward Ass Mother Fucker

Two girls on drugs wait for elevator. Green haired fuckface walks in awkwardly as fuck and waits behind us.

girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)

Elevator opens. Guy walks in AS AWKWARDLY AS POSSIBLE

girl one: (literally fucking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her goddamn pants)
AAMF: (akwardly standing in corner. Not laughing like the awkward ass mother fuck he IS)

Elevator opens. Girls run out. Elevator hasn't closed yet

girl two: (screaming) THAT WAS ONE AWKWARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

by nigga337 March 4, 2013

aamos

A sweet finnish guy

Aamos has a nice sauna!

by FREJR August 14, 2017

Aamon

He is a good guy you should meet him he is not a dick

Hi it is Aamon

by Aamon November 17, 2019

brooke aamodt

gorillla lover who always laughs when people have dogs in their shirts. she loves hitting the club up and is always dtf. GTL for life!
SHWAGON

that girl must be brooke aamodt, she is staring at luke goeman.

by kachunkachunk October 19, 2010

AAMF

As A Matter of Fact

as a matter of fact AAMF, used in sentences.

by Pygmy Puff August 12, 2012

aamos

Aamos is a bearded hillbilly from the Bayou. He probably has a lot of mental health problems, but is too dumb to do anything about it.

Do you know Aamos?
Yeah isn’t he the one who fought the crocodile?

by A plastic fork January 16, 2019

asamof

abbreviation of 'as a matter of fact'

he: don't you agree that ... blablabla

she: well, asamof no i don't

by jackastma October 15, 2008