how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015
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by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood mug.In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
by Bee M September 20, 2014
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Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012
Get the how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood mug.Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
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by anonymous December 13, 2017
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