fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

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Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

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a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

a fucking potato by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

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Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

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I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot by Yetu December 26, 2012