Shot a duck 

An expression used when you fart

Past tense: shoot a duck

Gary: Damon, I just shot a duck
Damon: c’mon Dad

Shot a duck by Bathing Grape October 16, 2018

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019

Did someone step on a duck? 

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

Did someone step on a duck? by GangerDay July 27, 2010

Suck a duck 

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

Suck a duck by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 25, 2007

sober as a duck 

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

sober as a duck by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

step on a duck 

The sound of a particular fart caused by overly compressed butt cheeks. This will occur due to the person attempting to slip out a silent squeaker so as not to draw attention to his or herself. Odds are a quack-like sound will result from this expulsion. There will always be at least one person who will notice and call you out immediately.

Wow, dude! Did ya step on a duck? Nice one!

step on a duck by Jersey Quacker August 4, 2007

Sick a duck 

When you want to insult someone without mentioning male genitalia

What the hell man..sick a duck!

Sick a duck by Bacon is not jmaycan July 28, 2017