Doing a mike

When someone says to you that your blushing or giggling, you go off your head and start to rage at everyone you can find even if they are on the other side of the country. you then block all of the people you raged at on facebook,msn,skype and everything else for a month and then ask the girl to choose who she wants to be friends with or they wont talk to them at all and pretend that nothing ever happend.

You also say watta head alot

omg look at that guy raging he is doing a mike uleh

by hardlyfamousiscompletelyawesom July 24, 2010

Pulling a Mike

To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."

by hbk420 October 13, 2021

Pull a Mike

The action of 'Pulling a Mike' occurs after one has bagged the bitch.
For all intensive purposes, the bitch has shown extensive interest throughout the time spent, while one has gone about with his bidness.
At this point, one aborts the mission, and immediately will dipset, hence cutting the bitch, and leaving her without the cack.

Mike: "Last night, after the bitch gave me brains, she asked me, 'Do you want to put it in?'
My response was plain and simple, 'Nah bitch, I'm tired, I'm going home.'"


Mathias: "Yo G, I heard what happened last night, you Pulled a Mike, didn't you?"


Detox: "Last night I had the bitch all over me, but I was so fucking tired, that, against all odds, I somehow turned down a dime and was able to Pull a Mike."

by mkruss February 6, 2009

Pulling a Mike

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

Taking a Mike Ambrose

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.

Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.

by Syrinx Pichu January 11, 2010

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019

Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife

Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours

by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021