Flock of Seagulls

Noun

1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.

2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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An 80's band who weren't that popular back then..but seem to be a bad-ass music group who seemed to get its popularity because their song "I ran" was in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
And I ran...I ran so far away...I couldnt get away!
by James F Lowe June 02, 2004
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An idea that did not age well based on the strange 80's haircut.
My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.
by Kahuna77 September 04, 2020
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The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan March 10, 2018
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