dial a beast

An act usually performed late at night in a drunken stuper
when the person resorts to calling late night ugly booty calls.

Hey where's Andy at?
Oh he could'nt land a skank at the bar so he's probably at home playing dial a beast.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

Your a beautiful and amazing person

Your amazing and beautiful.Don't listen to any haters.Think positive and stay that way💖

Person 1:Ugh I'm so ugly
Person 2:Um no your a beautiful and amazing person

by Cutie.lyssy May 27, 2020

Perk is a Beast

A truism
A koan
A mantra
A sutra
A dogma
A vision

Today is today. Perk is a beast

by Doris Kearns Goodwin September 17, 2008

Son of a Beast

A euphemism for the term: Son of a bitch.

"Son of a beast! I hate Herb Kelmar!"

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

a beautiful lie

1 An album by 30 Seconds to Mars.
2 A lie told by the men Beyoncé and Shakira describe as beautiful liars.
3 A pretty bed or couch.
4 The word `lie` emblazoned in pretty letters on a surface.

-looks at wall
That`s a beautiful lie.

by Keijei August 3, 2007

what a beautiful day

When said in a status update, it is referring to the fact that you just got laid.

Jon doe: What a beautiful day :)

by Bloody Minger February 28, 2011

i'm a beast!

Beast, a man which is beastly. Opposite of baby.

Geez, I'm a beast!
Geez, you just got owned what a beast!

by Chitsu September 14, 2006