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9 year old army

A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lord’s message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.
Person 1- Hey, do you watch Pewdiepie?

Person 2-Hell yeah I do, I’m part of the 9 year old army
by TankBeatsEverything September 8, 2018
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9 year old army

Members of pewdiepie's fanbase: also known as bros.
Person 1: Hey are you a part of the 9 year old army
Person 2: No
Person 1: Subscribe to pewdiepie
by Zetoma December 6, 2018
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9 Year Old Army

The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army
by TheKomodo2019 March 7, 2019
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9 year old ARMY!!!

Subscribe to Pewdiepie plz we are all 9 if your 10 you´re actually 9 and 1 bonus year.
by TheBoiSavage February 6, 2019
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9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty
by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022
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my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 6, 2009
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cringey 9 year old

(n.)
1. An child (possibly 9 years old) that screams into his mic and calls the person who killed him a "hacker" when playing a online multiplayer game (i.e. Fortnite)
2. A child (possibly 9 years old) that plays a online mulitplayer game (i.e. Fortnite) and is salty the whole time.
3. A child (possibly 9 years old) that is a brat on the internet/social media.
Kid: You are a hacker! Imma ban you for hacking! My dad owns (insert developer/company of game) and he can ban you!
More mature person: Aw man, I am playing with a cringey 9 year old.
by Other_Person February 8, 2020
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