January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021

January 8th

On January 8th lick the bottom of your shoe.

It’s January 8th, let me lick my shoe.

by code red November 1, 2019

january 8th

millies birthday

it’s january 8th today omg its millies birthday!!

by jaeorny October 15, 2019

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios

Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?

by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024

8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022