January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021

January 8th

On January 8th lick the bottom of your shoe.

It’s January 8th, let me lick my shoe.

by code red November 1, 2019

january 8th

millies birthday

it’s january 8th today omg its millies birthday!!

by jaeorny October 15, 2019

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022

8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

January 8th

January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want

You: Guess what? It’s January 8th

Someone named Georgia: So?

You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*

by itsyomamma April 17, 2021

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021