by ********* amor 😻 October 19, 2021
The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god
by Moss god October 21, 2019
by vexxii May 6, 2022
"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"
by KobeTheKoala May 7, 2023
Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
by BellaBie May 7, 2022
by Ser21 May 7, 2022
National Wifey Day
The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)
The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)
Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th
by RealLove123 May 8, 2021