December 5th

Send nudes all of it every part to bf/gf

"It's december 5th send me a picture of ur tits and puss or i'll find you and kill you, thanks!"

by ffffggffgh December 04, 2022

December 5th

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

by ThiccBriccMan December 04, 2019

December 5th

November 5th is now National "Wear black day"

Everyone has to wear black!

"why is everyone wearing black today?"

Oh! Haven't you heard? It's December 5th!"

by UrgurlLilZ November 13, 2019

December 5th

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general

Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!

by alystic August 20, 2022

December 5th

National Kiss your fortnite sugar daddy goodnight day. You must pleasure that homie that always gifts you 🙏

December 5th: National pleasure your fortnite sugar daddy day

Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet

by TheGoat34 December 02, 2023

December 5th

Wear all black day 🖤

Why is everyone wearing black??

It December 5th wear all black day

by Sunflower_girls101 December 04, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is National cover your man in hickey's day.

Girl 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: It's December 5th why?
Girl 1: Exactly it's Nation cover your man in hickey's day!
Girl 2: Oh okay I'll go do that now.

by UnkownLlamaKing December 05, 2024