April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.

Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."

by Digbars_leftovers. April 29, 2024

April 29th

Touch your friend jimmy day.

Yay it’s April 29th I can touch jimmy!!!

by ZzPolizzZ April 29, 2024

April 29th

Nation show your bro your dick day

Yo, its April 29th u know what time it is.

by Big_Dick_Bro April 29, 2023

April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 03, 2023

April 29th

April 29th is national makeout with your bf/gf day so do it

Gf: wanna makeout it’s april 29th

Bf: fuck yea!

by A lifesaver 🫶🏻 April 27, 2022

April 29th

April 29th is hot water day. It is a day you spend appreciating the hot water you have access too.

« Todays April 29th, you know what that means? »
« No whats so special about today?”

“ its hot water day, so make sure you take time and appreciate your hot water.”

by Ashboo_ May 06, 2022

April 29th

National Kate Day.

What day is today?
It’s April 29th, today is national kate day, haven’t you heard?

by Blehbleh2000bleh April 30, 2021