March 23

National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!

Hey girl! It’s March 23, you know what that means

by yoimboredlol October 13, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019

March 23

March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.

Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*

by IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT December 8, 2019

March 23

people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him

“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”

by ceermite September 13, 2020

March 23

National eating chicken day

matt: why are you eating chicken
William: because it is march 23
matt: oh okay im going to eat my chicken too

by a person of many persons October 22, 2019

March 23

RAVENCLAW PRIDE DAY!!!!!

Hey,it's March 23, happy Ravenclaw Pride Day!

by imnotokaydotcom March 23, 2020

March 23

Give the ugliest guy at school head

Damn its March 23rd i better give Jerry some head

by bigduckenergy October 18, 2019