August 22

August 22 is note for national be A VSCO girl day

BOO:OMG ISNT YOUR birthday on August 22?
Rawr:yeah why?
BOO:hahahahaha you where born to be a vsco girl hahahahha

by Gaymeswithjames October 19, 2019

August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019

August 22

National sneak out say

Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 27, 2023

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023