by Matt :3 March 11, 2008
Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.
1: Have you seen the new Joker film?
2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.
2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.
by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019
The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.
Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!
Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
by DominusRectus January 19, 2018
In the movie "Fight Club" Brad Pitts charactor says "rule 1: Don't talk about fight club. RULE 2: Don't talk about fight club".
by Lief fkdjsfoe May 19, 2008
by The real Tyler Durden June 28, 2010
by SexyBeast122 November 20, 2015