155th base

155th base is making love to a serial killer that came in to your home with a mask and chased you and you were running be he was jsut walking slowly but he still caught you becuase u were an idiot and didnt tie ur shoelace and tripped over it and while you were on the ground if took out his knife and shoved it up ur ass but it was actually a rubber dildo and you then enjoyed it and started rubbing his thighs with your feet and then you went to give him a foot job but you realised that he had no penis and he was actually a girl dressed in a chuck norris outfit and then you went down to 143rd base and did all that gross stuff with him and then you took his dildo and shoved it up HER ass i keep forgetting he is actually a she and then she actually did have a cock but it was really small then you realised that it wasnt a girl in a chuck norris outfit it was actually chuck norris and all those tall tales about him having a large black penis were all lies he had a tiny 2 mm red / green christmas tree edition penis and he had some candy canes so you started licking that tiny pee pee and chuck was like suck those candy canes and after when they get all sharp i'll kill you with them and then take my 2mm cut it off and put it into your mouth while i shove that dildo up ur ass ur nice round ass and then he calls your parents and you guys have a foursome then he kills your parents with so more candy canes and then he fucks them all in the ass with his big toe.

"Mommy i heard that you got to 155th base. MOMMY ! oh wait your dead.."

by Mica Orouno August 1, 2008

109th base

When you celebrate the 40th time your girlfriend has changed her hair color, this week. This celebration takes the form of first starting on her bed, until it becomes clear that she is incapable of satisfying you, so you switch to the bathroom, hoping a change of scenery will somehow help her along. After three hours of her trying, she will barely get you off, then you can make jokes about her technique for the next couple hours before you leave, laughing. You then must make jokes, for years, about that one day.

You: Wow, that was lame. You really pulled off 109th base, to the letter. What's with your hair? You change it every other hour.

Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.

by Keeserat1 June 17, 2010

106th base

106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose

dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!

by inboxme April 4, 2010

10th base

When you masterbate over a girls p***y

I just got to 10th base with my girl last night :)

by La few few September 7, 2016