Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers and saddens him that everyone isn't just as sensitive as he. An admitted male feminist, Weenie is ever vigilant against anti-progressive attitudes. Though he seldom comes into personal contact with the working classes, he keenly feels the pain of their oppression nonetheless .
by MaxWa September 19, 2007


by weenienumber2 December 12, 2008

A weak character in a game, often referring to weak cards in Collectible Card game, which are used for their low cost to use.
A Magic: The Gathering deck consisting of mostly creatures less than 3/3 is called a 'weenie deck', and can be effective against strong cards.
by certifiedandrew February 4, 2004

Guy 1: "dude, my g/f kept getting close, but wouldn't let me touch her"
Guy 2: "She is such a weenie"
Guy 2: "She is such a weenie"
by LegoDick January 9, 2008

a jokester; someone who is constantly pulling a "weenie move". someone who does things that are funny, yet inconvienent enough to get somone annoyed.
while playing pool...
sunshine: oh man, i just got the 8-ball in, i guess i lose
weenie: no its okay ill just take it out and pretend it never happened
sunshine: wow, that's so nice of you, wait does that mean if i beat you you will not accept defeat because you'll say i got the 8-ball in?
weenie: oh no, thats not something i would do
....10 minutes later
sunshine: yay i won!
weenie: no you didn't, you got the 8-ball in
sunshine: **shaking her head** what a weenie!
sunshine: oh man, i just got the 8-ball in, i guess i lose
weenie: no its okay ill just take it out and pretend it never happened
sunshine: wow, that's so nice of you, wait does that mean if i beat you you will not accept defeat because you'll say i got the 8-ball in?
weenie: oh no, thats not something i would do
....10 minutes later
sunshine: yay i won!
weenie: no you didn't, you got the 8-ball in
sunshine: **shaking her head** what a weenie!
by aka sunshine July 14, 2007

An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that
a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
by RoboZombie May 2, 2011
