One who wears a brand, exlusively, simply because it's the brand. Very common among high school and college-age people where, if the brand isn't worn the friends aren't made.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
Person 1: Oh my god let's go to one of the above mentioned stores and get you a new outfit!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
by Gay for Goldfrapp April 8, 2011
Get the Aberzombiemug. People who suck ass, are addicted to abercrombie clothing, and are complete shit heads and only have relationships wit ppl in their clique.
by THELEETESTKID May 13, 2005
Get the Aberzombiemug. A peculiar specimen which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
by boyracer December 20, 2008
Get the Aberzombiemug. The sort of tragic young homosexual scene-queen that is obsessed with the faux-distressed clothing they purchase at the AF stores
"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
by Carlos Ramirez April 18, 2005
Get the Aberzombiemug. A term for those who shop primarily at the clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch. The term usually has negative connotations. The speaker usually applies it, unfairly, to someone they do not know.
Jane: Oh my GOD she is such an Aberzombie! I bet she's a stuck up, anorexic bitch too.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
by Ginsella March 15, 2009
Get the Aberzombiemug. see Aberdumbie
Ja: all the cool kids wear abercrombie!
Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
by Jeri Shermaine December 17, 2008
Get the Aberzombiemug. n. An egotistical teen or "prep" who spends all their parents' money on Abercrombie & Fitch clothing, while parading around in order to feel better about themselves.
She spent her entire paycheck on one shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch and now shes an aberzombie like the rest of the class.
by AerosEcho November 26, 2009
Get the Aberzombiemug.