valentine's day 

Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.

"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."

valentine's day by DJHill February 14, 2004

valentine's day 

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.

as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

valentine's day by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

Valentine's Day 

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it

Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him

Valentine's Day by A Gorilla January 2, 2009

Valentine's Day 

Feburary 14th

A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.

In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.

Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)

This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.

Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.

Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!

Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..

Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.

Valentine's Day by Valentine's day is my birthday what fun. November 25, 2006

valentine's day 

A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.

Another 'valentine day' feeling.

valentine's day by Murat January 31, 2004

valentine's day 

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

valentine's day by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

valentine's day 

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.

Valentine's Day sucks ass.

valentine's day by C & B February 15, 2004