A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:
Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?
Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?
by TjoffTjoff November 18, 2009
To say the opposite of what is obvious.
Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.
Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.
Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"
Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"
Tom: "really"
Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."
Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"
Tom: "really"
Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."
by SphenMcdanielles March 04, 2009
Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
by danthaman15 June 23, 2009
If you're American that's probably why you're here looking for the definition.
Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.
Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.
by Justforsarcasm January 12, 2017
- Sarcasm
*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
by BigMamaSoapyCarrots January 23, 2018
The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.
A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"
To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
by ILJS April 29, 2009