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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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i don't understand but i luv you

when someone who speaks another language and you don't understand | a song by seventeen
person A : yo bro ! ko pukima by the way !!
person B : i don't understand but i luv you
by scoupslvr October 13, 2023
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don't become

don't laugh
don't tickle
don't nag
don't win
don't kiss
don't touch
don't dream
don't try
don't boost
don't move
don't call
don't ask
don't dare
just stay there. shut up. be sad and small. so i can feel better. my heart ripped apart by envy and jealousy.
(don't become what you say you dislike)
by Krkič October 24, 2019
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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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I don't care

Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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Don't bring that leg

It is a local slang that means: don't try that with me. Most times, it is used to mean: "you don't have that right"
Don't bring that leg:

What! Don't bring that leg. Don't go there
by martino2022 August 17, 2022
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