Pulling a Paul

Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”

I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.

by Luigitime February 22, 2024

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

paul edouard

A beautiful flower that smells better than lilacs. Gifted in history. Usually grows a very soft beard.

I wish I had a boyfriend like Paul Edouard

This guy is such a Paul Edouard !!

by TheLadyWithTheUnicorn July 5, 2017

Paul-Henri

Paul-Henri is a great friend you can always rely on. He can be boring but when you find a way to wake him up, he'll follow you in any stupidity you're up to

It's always great to be with you Paul-Henri

by Jv_xtsh November 21, 2021

Paul

The biggest simp in the world.

“Paul you’re such a simp omg”

by Damn_shottiee November 5, 2020

Paul

The guy who didn’t like musicals

Person 1: Who this Paul?
Person2: The guy who didn't like musicals

by Im what is after salt and vi February 20, 2022

John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021