Beef gun

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

by CanadianSAA May 24, 2018

Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Slanging-beef

The act of having or using killer dance moves, whooping ass In all drinking games, and slaying all the poon at the party. To the point where you and your boys Have become the life of the party and without you they would be a bunch of lame ass noodle bobs.

We were slanging-beef so hard on that bars dance floor all the fat girls want us.

Last night was so much fun at Harry's bar we were slanging-beef so hard we got kicked out before midnight.

Tonight is kyles bachelor partying so we are gonna be slanging-beef at the spot until the cops come.

I love slanging beef at a fat chick party because I know me and my boys will get laid .

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017

Beef

(noun)
a male or female who you:

1. think is fine
2. are tryna get in that with
3. are on that with

(verb)
the action of trying to get at or hook up with someone

(noun ex.)
“damn who’s that??”
“that’s BEEF”

(verb ex.)
“she’s bad asl i might have to get on beef”

person 1: “you gonna slide to (name)’s oc?”
person 2: “hell yeah, i’m tryna get on beef”

by putoescristiano May 30, 2019

Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.

“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night”

by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025

bop your beef

Bopping someone’s beef is the same thing as hitting someone’s vape

“Can I bop your beef?”

by Sarahknowsbest June 13, 2022

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025