Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.

Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.

by Thebackground May 17, 2025

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.

don't be such an british tea cup

by KetchupCake April 26, 2017