someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015
Get the Riding longomug. The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
by jjrymz July 24, 2017
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
Get the steel joy ridemug. by aaa_1918 August 7, 2021
Get the Ride or Diemug. when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025
Get the dick ridingmug. The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
Get the polish bike ridemug. 'Tom Comer was out getting the ride last night, I can smell Michael Gormley's aftershave off of him.'
by tom-comers-da September 22, 2022
Get the Getting the Ridemug.