T minus zero

"T minus zero" means "out of time."

This comes from a countdown convention used in by both the American military and NASA.

Generally, it is used when counting down to a major event that will happen at a specific time.

Mathematically, T is time, minus whatever amount of time is left until the event happens.

If the News Years ball is dropping in 10 minutes, one could say "The ball is dropping in T minus 10 minutes and counting!"

Therefore, "T minus zero" means that there is no time left.

I was working on my term paper all night for my morning class, and all the sudden I looked up at the clock and realized I was t minus zero.

by HanClinto May 11, 2004

T-Jingle Friend

A person who is not worth enough to receive a custom ring tone so they are stuck with the t-jingle.

"oo who's calling? No one important its just the t-jingle."

Thus leading to t-jingle friend.

by cutiewiddamealplan November 21, 2010

Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

by oso31 June 19, 2007

t-pain effect

A computerized effect used on a voice to make it seem like the person can sing in key.

The T-Pain Effect is used in almost any song by or featuring T-Pain, also used by Lil Wayne in "Lollipop"

by Dale Saunders May 5, 2008

funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!

Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!

by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

W T F ?!?!

1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck?

1. But I thought the french fries were supposed to be crunchy and salty at McDonald's...WTF?
2. WTF is sally doing with that dog?
3. What The Freak (polite form)
4. Waste Treatment Facility
5. Water Task Force
6. Way To Fail
7. Way to Fly
8. Weapons Tactics Force (gaming)
9. What If
10. What's This For?
11. When The Freak (polite form)
12. Where the Freak (polite form)
13. Where's the Fire?
14. Where's the Food?
15. Where's the Fridge?
16. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
17. Who the Freak? (polite form)
18. Why the Failure
19. Why The Freak (polite form)
20. Williamstown Theatre Festival
21. Wisconsin Test Facility
22. World Taekwon Do Federation
23. World Tennis Federation
24. World Trade Federation
25. Waiting Til Friday
26. Working Til Friday
27. Wild Turkey Friday
28. Whale turds floating
29. Wandering the Farm
30. Where's the food?
31. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
32. Wombat Training Facility

by Sean (http://psychopimp.blogspot.com) January 14, 2005

T-Rex sex

T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.

The couple in the room above, had prolonged T-Rex sex, which broke the bed and brought security!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016